Winston (The Destroyer)

May 23, 2016


This is Winston. He is a Maltepoo. Basically he is a wussiest dog in the planet who will lick you to death and whine all night when he can't be right under you. But don't let his little cute face and scared demeanor fool you. I have caught him dry humping Theodore in the backyard making those two look like they are in some kind of fucked up wheelbarrow race.


He's pretty cute and is chill but definitely not a help for my manhood. 

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